GLOBAL DAMAGE STATS
Aggregated across every player. Updated on a delay. Nobody is safe.
> WTF_WHY DAMAGE REPORT // AGGREGATE // ALL SURVIVORS
THE DAMAGE SO FAR
58,458
TOTAL ACTS OF CHAOS
Potatoes Killed751
Frogs Killed187
Bricks Smashed2,218
Aliens Killed17,208
Times Gary Cheated715
Sneks Killed364
SNAPSHOT · 2026-10-11 18:10:14 UTC
FLAPPERS
Potatoes Killed751
Frozen Peas Thrown199
Buildings Passed2,964
FROGGY
Mojitos Made151
Frogs Killed187
Flamingos Jumped On81
BRICKED
Balls Missed245
Bricks Smashed2,218
Levels Beaten6
PUGVADERS
Aliens Killed17,208
Shots Fired (Pug Cannon)25,531
Pugs Hospitalised556
PONGO
Points Scored Against Gary279
Rallies Survived2,020
Times Gary Cheated715
SNEK
Blackberries Eaten1,946
Sneks Killed364
Total Length Grown3,037
Someone is counting.