GLOBAL DAMAGE STATS
Aggregated across every player. Updated on a delay. Nobody is safe.
> WTF_WHY DAMAGE REPORT // AGGREGATE // ALL SURVIVORS
THE DAMAGE SO FAR
46,793
TOTAL ACTS OF CHAOS
Potatoes Killed694
Frogs Killed162
Bricks Smashed1,803
Aliens Killed13,718
Times Gary Cheated488
Sneks Killed316
SNAPSHOT · 2026-08-16 20:29:11 UTC
FLAPPERS
Potatoes Killed694
Frozen Peas Thrown191
Buildings Passed2,577
FROGGY
Mojitos Made141
Frogs Killed162
Flamingos Jumped On74
BRICKED
Balls Missed208
Bricks Smashed1,803
Levels Beaten2
PUGVADERS
Aliens Killed13,718
Shots Fired (Pug Cannon)20,259
Pugs Hospitalised447
PONGO
Points Scored Against Gary190
Rallies Survived1,356
Times Gary Cheated488
SNEK
Blackberries Eaten1,610
Sneks Killed316
Total Length Grown2,557
Someone is counting.